I know it's almost Halloween and there are a number of people excited about it, but pranking the coroner's office with fake cadavers is counterproductive. Who ever is behind this, you're paying for all the instruments that require replacing now.

(OOC: Haha... if anyone wants to be doing it feel free. Otherwise, it's just another NPC.)

[There's the sound of shattering glass the moment the guide comes on. Sounds like someone is yelling though]

--old you go away! There's nothing I can do about the people who've already died. Isn't changing occupations enough?

[A second voice, similar, but softer replies.]

You're running away...I'm not... I couldn't be expected to tend to living ( Read more... )

[Naomi is going to the costume party happening this month. So far, no idea for a costume. This is probably the worst idea she ever had... coming down to the planet after all those posts. Still, she's reading a doujinshi, one eyebrow raised. The guide is having one of those accidental moments again]

... This isn't accurate. They aren't even dating ( Read more... )

I can't believe this...

[There's some shuffling of papers]

Excuse me everyone. It seems that one of Alice's kittens has decided to be adventurous and wander off. If you don't mind keeping an eye out for her... She's not that difficult to spot. Probably the only tabby cat with wings you'll come across here. You can keep her if you want.

( Locked to Adopters )

[Cats, cats, more cats.... well, more cats with wings. The biggest one, the mother cat Alice, is just sitting there, wings fluttering a bit as one of the kittens crawls over her. The feed turns away and it's Naomi again. She seems... bothered? Who knows.]

They should be old enough to begin socializing... If it isn't too much of trouble, could I have ( Read more... )

[There's a chorus of several weak, chirp-like meows and a much louder purring.]

Well, this was a little more than anticipated. At least the delivery went smoothly. Good job Alice...

[There's a high chirp and the sound of feathers being shaken.]
( Locked to Little Guy. Can hack, but pointless really )

[Hey, it's Naomi on the network again. If she seems exhausted, she is... though, just slightly]

Glad that whole zombie fiasco is over now, but I have another matter on hand that I would be very grateful if several individuals wouldn't mind stepping forward...

It's nothing beyond those with capable hands and enough patience. If you're interested or ( Read more... )

[Naomi has turned the guide on for a purpose. Troubled? Oh yes]

Has anyone seen this cat around? [Image attached]

She responds to the name Alice. I was supposed to take her to the Vet today, but she seems to have wandered off. If you do happen to see her on the ceiling somewhere, please call me as soon as possible.

[That's all for public, so that ( Read more... )

[Black... dim orange lights... Naomi can barely be made out standing along in the room. She's not in her usual outfit. It's black and orange, fitting of the theme. A body is before her and the skin is horrible, covered in lacerations and pale. She doesn't even move let alone have a scalpal when another laceration appears. She just stares and doesn' ( Read more... )

[Greetings Thor. Today's video shows Naomi, looking either positively bored or very much annoyed. It could honestly be either or; she's very good at complex emotions. What is she doing? Simple, she's flipping through the security cameras of the Happy 99 Mart. Yes, she's a manager. Why is she annoyed? Simple; the cameras seem to be screwed up. One ( Read more... )